Eclipse chasers mean well but are driving everyone crazy. Let’s make fun of them. Cool? Cool.
Hopefully my dick grows during the solar eclipse
— Jesse ひ (@jessthesav) August 20, 2017
If you’re not familiar, eclipse chasers are people who congregate in small towns that don’t have the capacity for them just so they can look at the sky. The gas stations run out of gas, the hospitals become full and everyone dies. To ease the stress of preparing for death via eclipse-chasing assholes, enjoy some memes.
1. That’s not creepy at all…
The economies of cities along the path of totality are booming due to sales of special eclipse viewing glasses so why not just get them for free?