Sister Margaret Ann is what any good nun strives to be: selfless, helpful and utterly badass.
Much like Ash from Evil Dead, Margaret Ann is never one to sit back and watch people struggle. There were trees in the road and a perfectly good solution sitting in the closet of her school.
“They didn’t belong there,” the nun said in reference to the dusty arsenal of chainsaws at Coleman F. Carroll High School. “They needed to be used.”
Margaret Ann has since become a symbol for everyday heroism. One person doing a seemingly small thing—in this case, clearing the roads of fallen trees in her neighborhood—that ended up impacting not only Miami but the entire nation (maybe even the world).
Screw Batman. Chainsaw Nun is the hero we deserve and need.
…Also inspiration for the greatest band name of all time (people would be clawing each other’s eyes out for a place in that merch line).