Japan is home to more than a hundred and twenty-six million people. A number the government feels is too low.
The nation’s fertility rate has been steadily declining over the years. This is in thanks to countless single people. Shockingly, nearly half the population consists of virgins.
A new study of Japanese citizens found that 44 percent of women and 42 percent of men between the ages of 18 and 34 have never had sex. Married people deciding not to have children are also contributing to the “problem.”
The government is trying their best to encourage their citizens to fornicate without protection by improving child-care services and tax incentives for married people.
Millennials all over the world are having less sex (because they’re all busy working and only have time to sext). The solution is simple: throw a bunch of house parties with lots and lots of alcohol. Force them to get off their phones and mingle with impaired judgment.