In rare moment of celebrity truth-telling, Comedian/guy-who’s-in-everything Kevin Hart thwarted a blackmail attempted by [sort of] admitting that he cheated on his wife.
While Hart doesn’t actually say, “I’m a cheating toolbox who constantly needs my ego stroked by a revolving door of gold-digging mistresses” in his Instagram confession, his apology is arriving right as a woman is reportedly threatening to release a “sexually suggestive” video he’s featured in.
The video is said to be a highly produced “prelude to sex” complete with bed-creaking sounds.
“August 17, 2017 – August 20, 2017, the weekend of his pregnant wife’s birthday, Kevin Hart was recklessly partying with my friends and I,” a message obtained by TMZ from the alleged mistress reads. “Drinking, doing drugs and having sex with multiple women at the Las Vegas Cosmopolitan Hotel.”
The woman goes on to say that she finds Hart’s womanizing ways “despicable” and personally knows at least a handful of other women who have been involved with him.
“At the end of the day, I simply just gotta do better, but I also will not allow someone to make financial gain off of my mistakes,” Hart says during his confession, which currently has over 2.5 million views.
Now he can become the Jay-Z and/or Usher of comedy, go on a cheater-themed stand-up tour and stash 100% of the proceeds in a jar labeled “divorce lawyer.”
In an interesting twist, Hart’s soon-to-be ex-wife Eniko Parrish is getting flooded with messages on Instagram from people laughing at her because Kevin was rumored to have cheated on his actual ex-wife Torrei Hart with her.