See the man with Sour Skittle teeth and licorice hair? The kids call him Lil Yachty.
Yachty wrote a verse in a song that has been confusing all five people who listened to it since its release a month ago.
Witness “Peek a boo”:
|Aimin’ at you and your fellows|
My new bitch yellow
She blow that d*ck like a cello
F*ck her then send that bitch home on the metro
The 19-year-old may know something about fellatio. Wind and string instruments, not so much.
Lil Yachty admitted that him and his record label messed up on a lyric website.
His SpongeBob knowledge also needs work, but he’s hardly the first rapper guilty of creating nonsensical phrases to keep a rhyme alive.
“She blow that d*ck like a clarinet” is significantly better, rhyme or not.